Cleaned out car again

Found: Banana peel 3 hats 3 single socks A swimsuit cover-up A shirt A sweater A basketball A Slinky A pair of shoes A teddy bear 2 water bottles A light bulb A sippy cup A coozie Some tuperware Some hair ribbons Rubber ball Barrel from a barrel of monkeys Some little cars Some legos A peanut. An applesauce container Some really old chicken Half of a hot dog bun A whole lot of other trash And 2 unidentifiable substances Gross. Questions i have: Who is taking off one sock in the car and wearing one back into the house? Where are their shoes, if they took off their socks? Are they going to the car without shoes on, and I am just not noticing? Isn't the purpose of a swimsuit cover-up, to COVER UP? Where are all the monkeys? What WAS that sticky, yet congealing substance I was cleaning up? What WAS that hard, yet cartilage-like brown item? It is now safe to ride in my car.